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PostSubject: Kyrix's AMAZING FANFIC   2010-02-06, 18:47

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[17:45:21 06/02/10] Llarys : So let's recap
[17:45:43 06/02/10] Llarys : The King, while eating DINNER will have all the food stolen by Elvis and the Beatles
[17:45:52 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : lol
[17:45:57 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Already sounds like YTP
[17:46:06 06/02/10] Llarys : In order to save DINNER, The King will send Optimus Prime on a quest to get it back
[17:46:45 06/02/10] Llarys : On Prime's way, he has to fight his way through the mook army of FF characters (of course there can be clones) and meets up with Ganon, also killing FF character mooks
[17:47:07 06/02/10] Llarys : Ganon, for no specific reason, decides to help Prime save DINNER for The King
[17:47:11 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Sweet
[17:47:14 06/02/10] Llarys : The two do some more traveling
[17:47:31 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Also make sure it's the "YOU MUST DIE" Ganon
[17:47:38 06/02/10] Llarys : Deal
[17:47:48 06/02/10] Llarys : He can kill the mooks with lightning
[17:47:59 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Yes
[17:48:07 06/02/10] Llarys : Soon the two will come across a dingy, with a cooking rat on board
[17:48:21 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : lol
[17:48:24 06/02/10] Llarys : On closer inspection, they notice that the rat is actually a PIKACHU
[17:48:35 06/02/10] Llarys : Jack Sparrow was hungy and wanted fud
[17:48:43 06/02/10] Llarys : But it wasn't good enough to be called DINNER
[17:48:57 06/02/10] Llarys : Ash is uber POed and wants revenge on Jack for killing Pikachu
[17:49:10 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : lol
[17:49:17 06/02/10] Llarys : But Ganon tells Jack about the wonders of DINNER so that he joins the group
[17:49:28 06/02/10] Llarys : And Prime guilt trips Ash with the "I Died for your sins"
[17:49:39 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Reference gotten lol
[17:49:44 06/02/10] Llarys : So Ash and Sparrow both join the party as rivals/ enemies
[17:50:15 06/02/10] Llarys : Ash shall have character assassination and will be a tough talking brawler with brass knuckles
[17:50:39 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : This is automatically great
[17:50:39 06/02/10] Llarys : Ridley battle 1!!!!!!
[17:51:06 06/02/10] Llarys : And this ridders battle will actually be Meta Ridley, so that there shall be ZERO (cough) continuity issues
[17:51:40 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Well there are many forms of ridders
[17:51:48 06/02/10] Llarys : Ganon uses his lightning to deactivate Ridder's wings, and Sparrow just throws rum bottles at him
[17:52:14 06/02/10] Llarys : Prime and Meta Ridley will have an ultimate autobots vs decepticons brawl
[17:52:19 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Standard organic ridders, Meta ridders, Omega ridders, and Mecha ridders
[17:52:49 06/02/10] Llarys : And just for good measure, when the fight is almost done, Trombe will appear
[17:53:00 06/02/10] Llarys : Trombe and Ash get into a brawl
[17:53:11 06/02/10] Llarys : And Ash REFUSES to get injured by any of his attacks
[17:53:26 06/02/10] Llarys : And Ash punches out Cthullu Trombe
[17:53:29 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Don't you mean Aussentier?
[17:53:38 06/02/10] Llarys : No
[17:53:41 06/02/10] Llarys : Just Trombe
[17:53:48 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Since that's the actual mech name
[17:53:48 06/02/10] Llarys : But Trombe has a gun (or 5)
[17:53:59 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : And trombe is solely the name of the song
[17:54:07 06/02/10] Llarys : The bot is too big (isn't it)?
[17:54:11 06/02/10] Llarys : Oh
[17:54:17 06/02/10] Llarys : I thought Trombe was the dudes name
[17:54:25 06/02/10] Llarys : How big is the bot compared to the person?
[17:54:34 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Big
[17:54:48 06/02/10] Llarys : Oh well
[17:55:07 06/02/10] Llarys : Ash punches out the Ayssentier, refusing to take any damage from the bot the whole battle
[17:55:23 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Also the guy's name is Elzam/Ratsel
[17:55:44 06/02/10] Llarys : At this moment, Eragon will appear as the group Mary Sue
[17:56:13 06/02/10] Llarys : For no explained reason, Eragon has killed Sapphira and he never saved the kingdom
[17:56:14 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : k...
[17:56:25 06/02/10] Llarys : But despite the fact Meta Ridders is overwhelming Prime
[17:56:26 06/02/10] * Taruta the Eevee doesn't get these references but...
[17:56:28 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : okay...
[17:56:37 06/02/10] Llarys : Eragon pulls out his sword and cleaves Ridley in half
[17:56:44 06/02/10] * Llarys points Taruta to books
[17:56:45 06/02/10] Llarys : the nub
[17:57:14 06/02/10] Llarys : And when you said movie version to piss people off
[17:57:19 06/02/10] Llarys : I thought you were talking about Eragon XD
[17:57:22 06/02/10] Llarys : The book is good
[17:57:34 06/02/10] Llarys : The movie was the most lulz-worthy bad thing in exsistance
[17:57:42 06/02/10] Llarys : So let's see...
[17:57:49 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : But I know nothing of eragon
[17:57:59 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : But I know how it pisses off a fan
[17:58:02 06/02/10] Llarys : The length of this ultimate fanfic is already ten times as long as your average fic...
[17:58:13 06/02/10] Llarys : So let's hurry up
[17:58:34 06/02/10] Llarys : The group is informed by our Marygon where the DINNER is being held captive at
[17:58:46 06/02/10] Llarys : And that he has the key and teleport device to the castle
[17:59:02 06/02/10] Llarys : So they teleport thar
[17:59:24 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Ridders fight 2?
[17:59:26 06/02/10] Llarys : They travel to the top of the abandoned castle and find Elvis and the Beatles who pwn the group with the power of Rock
[17:59:43 06/02/10] Llarys : They get trapped in a cage over lava
[17:59:57 06/02/10] Llarys : But Harry Potter appears from no where and saves them all
[18:00:01 06/02/10] Llarys : Just then
[18:00:08 06/02/10] Llarys : the group is split into 2 groups:
[18:00:23 06/02/10] Llarys : Harry, Ganon, and Marygon
[18:00:30 06/02/10] Llarys : Ash, Jack, and Prime
[18:00:51 06/02/10] Llarys : Prime has to fight regular ridley (haha, meta is supposed to come after regular ridders)
[18:01:04 06/02/10] Llarys : But Ash and Jack get into another fight and don't help Prime
[18:01:09 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : lol
[18:01:20 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Hooray for continuity errors!
[18:01:32 06/02/10] Llarys : The other group, while walking, gets trapped in a crushy thing above the regular ridders battle field
[18:01:42 06/02/10] Llarys : Ash and Jack come to their senses and try to save them all
[18:01:47 06/02/10] Llarys : 'But they can't!
[18:01:58 06/02/10] Llarys : Even Marygon's Mary Sue powers can't save them!
[18:02:10 06/02/10] Llarys : As he dropped his key of unlock everything =(
[18:02:22 06/02/10] Llarys : (emoticons required for any mary sue characters)
[18:02:32 06/02/10] Llarys : So Prime dies for everyone's sins...AGAIN
[18:02:39 06/02/10] Llarys : Killing Reg Ridley
[18:02:51 06/02/10] Llarys : And destroying the barrier just in time for the others to be saved
[18:02:56 06/02/10] Llarys : But, as it happens to be
[18:02:58 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : lol
[18:03:09 06/02/10] Llarys : There is a love interest between Prime and Harry Pooter
[18:03:22 06/02/10] Llarys : And Harry brings him back with the power of luuuuuuuv
[18:03:30 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Of course, the fanfic romance between two dudes
[18:03:33 06/02/10] * Llarys nods
[18:03:43 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Or... just crazy coupling in general
[18:03:45 06/02/10] Llarys : One is a robot to boot =D
[18:03:51 06/02/10] Llarys : Anyway
[18:03:57 06/02/10] Llarys : So the completed group go onward
[18:04:03 06/02/10] Llarys : And when they get to the top
[18:04:10 06/02/10] Llarys : After fighting endless FF mooks
[18:04:34 06/02/10] Llarys : They find that the princess, err rockin 5, are in another castle!
[18:04:40 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Mecha or Omega this time?
[18:04:45 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Oh...
[18:05:01 06/02/10] Llarys : But then they're sucked into an alternate reality portal!!!
[18:05:21 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : I liked Portal, awesome game
[18:05:35 06/02/10] Llarys : There they meet up with Cloud and Sepharoth (who are married btw =O) and the two help the group of 6 find a new portal
[18:05:56 06/02/10] Llarys : That will lead them to the proper castle
[18:06:08 06/02/10] Llarys : Once they find the portal, it's destroyed by...
[18:06:13 06/02/10] Llarys : OMECHA RIDDERS
[18:06:22 06/02/10] Llarys : (see what I did thar?)
[18:06:34 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Combined
[18:06:41 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Even though it makes no sense
[18:06:42 06/02/10] Llarys : Cloud and Sepharoth sacrifice themselves to destroy the phazon beast
[18:06:44 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Then again
[18:06:50 06/02/10] Llarys : But since there is no power of luuuuv
[18:06:50 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : It IS a fanfic
[18:06:54 06/02/10] Llarys : No one can bring them back
[18:07:14 06/02/10] Llarys : The 6 enter the magically reappeared portal and are before the final boss
[18:07:27 06/02/10] Llarys : Somehow, the 6 are now immune to the power of rock
[18:07:41 06/02/10] Llarys : And a curb stomp battle begins
[18:08:00 06/02/10] Llarys : They save the DINNER
[18:08:08 06/02/10] Llarys : and Prime returns the DINNER to The King
[18:08:19 06/02/10] Llarys : Then I throw in a "2 months later" thingie
[18:08:23 06/02/10] Llarys : And there we find
[18:08:32 06/02/10] Llarys : Prime and Harry are married
[18:08:44 06/02/10] Llarys : Ash commited suicide over Pika
[18:08:56 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : lol
[18:08:56 06/02/10] Llarys : Jack is now The King's personal adviser
[18:09:19 06/02/10] Llarys : Ganon becomes a good guy for good and never appears in another Legend of Zelda game
[18:09:38 06/02/10] Taruta the Eevee : Random YTP for you
[18:09:45 06/02/10] Llarys : And Marygon travels the land as the emo savior, always saving, always being awsome
[18:09:50 06/02/10] Llarys : The End

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